rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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amen

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otherillusions:

claireruns:

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day. 
- Saving sex for your wedding night. 
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex. 
- Hating sex. 
- Being loud. 
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

Reblogging again because this post is so important. 

This

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muggleland:

draumbouy:

coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid

and yall fuckers drink this shit?

look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie

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A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion, does not act as if it is real, so he escapes the suffering.
– Buddha (via deep-nature)

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

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canadianzenscavengerhunt:

Hijab fashion photography is just the best.

Photos from:

Hana Tajima, Dian Pelangi, Fatin Atiqah, Indah Nada Puspita, unknown, Dian Pelangi, and Indah Nada Puspita

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fashion

spacedbitch:

claudiaisnotinteresting:

In 1983 a man was tested to see if he could sense god if all his senses were taken away. Every sense nerve in his brain was disconnected. He could not feel, hear, see or smell. He began reporting he could hear the voices of the dead and gave precise details that he could have not known. He then said he could see them and began clawing at his eyes, it turned to screaming and biting chunks of his flesh off. His last words were “I have spoken with God, and he has abandoned us” and died.

this is terrifying

welp what were you expecting

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GoT

I'd like to listen to all of those forgotten songs

Not the song of rights, I want the song of wrongs

I want the song of solitude hiding in the throngs

I want the song that has no place to which it belongs

(Song of Wrongs - Bianca Free)